THE ANT AND THE GRASSHOPPER

THE ANT AND THE GRASSHOPPER

This one is a little different......

Two Different Versions....

Two Different Morals  

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OLD VERSION

The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter.

The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away.

Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed.

The grasshopper has no food or shelter, so he dies out in the cold.    

MORAL OF THE STORY:

Be responsible for yourself!

 

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MODERN VERSION

The ant works hard in the withering heat and the rain all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter.

 

The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away.

 

Come winter, the shivering grasshopper calls a press conference and demands to know why the ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed while he is cold and starving.

 

CBS, NBC , PBS, CNN, and ABC show up to provide pictures of the shivering grasshopper next to a video of the ant in his comfortable home with a table filled with food.

 

America is stunned by the sharp contrast.

 

How can this be, that in a country of such wealth, this poor grasshopper is allowed to suffer so?

 

Kermit the Frog appears on Oprah with the grasshopper and everybody cries when they sing, 'It's Not Easy Being Green...'

 

ACORN stages a demonstration in front of the aunt’s house where the news stations film the group singing, “We shall overcome.” Then Rev. Jeremiah Wright has the group kneel down to pray to God for the grasshopper's sake.

 

President Obama condemns the ant and blames President Bush, President Reagan, Christopher Columbus, and the Pope for the grasshopper's plight.

 

Nancy Pelosi & Harry Reid exclaim in an interview with Larry King that the ant has gotten rich off the back of thegrasshopper, and both call for an immediate tax hike on the ant to make him pay his fair share.

 

Finally, the EEOC drafts the Economic Equity & Anti-Grasshopper Act retroactive to the beginning of the summer.

 

The ant is fined for failing to hire a proportionate number of green bugs and, having nothing left to pay his retroactive taxes, his home is confiscated by the Government Green Czar and given to the grasshopper.

 

The story ends as we see the grasshopper and his free-loading friends finishing up the last bits of the ant’s food while the government house he is in, which, as you recall, just happens to be the ant's old house, crumbles around them because thegrasshopper doesn’t maintain it.

 

The ant has disappeared in the snow, never to be seen again.

 

The grasshopper is found dead in a drug related incident, and the house, now abandoned, is taken over by a gang of spiders who terrorize the ramshackle, once prosperous and once peaceful, neighborhood.

 

The entire Nation collapses, bringing the rest of the free world with it.

 

MORAL OF THE STORY:

Be careful how you vote in 2010.

 

I’ve sent this to you because I believe that you are an ant, not a grasshopper! Make sure that you pass this on to otherants.

 Don’t bother sending it on to any grasshoppers because they wouldn’t understand it, anyway.

President Promises Hope & Change, Castelli Delivers with 89th District Special Election Win

 With a victory of 55% to 45% over his challenger, Republican State Assemblyman-elect Robert “Bob” Castelli proved that his message and exorbitant taxes are more important than his Democratic opponent Peter Harckham’s rhetoric. In a phone conversation with Bob early this morning, he told me he was anxious to get to Albany to get to work, but didn’t know what the time table was for his swearing-in and “seating” in Albany. He also hoped to be able to thank his supporters and those who helped in with his campaign in short time.

Bob Castelli has been a dedicated public servant, as a Vietnam veteran who, after a distinguished 21-year career in the New York State Police, received his graduate degree in public administration from the Kennedy School of Government at Harvard University. Bob uses his experience to help shape the future leaders of our government as a college professor. He is a small businessman, operating a security consulting business where he provides expert advice and commentary to television and print media on criminal justice and homeland security matters. He is a former Lewisboro Councilman, and was chair of the Public Safety and Emergency Services Committees of County Executive Rob Astorino's transition team. Bob is the father of two sons: Christian, a Lt. Colonel in the United States Army Special Forces, and also a graduate of the Kennedy School, and Paul, an ordained Minister, serving a congregation in southern Florida.

Harckham, who had won the November reelection of his county legislative seat, was thought to be disingenuous with his run for county legislator and by ignoring his constituent’s trust running for another office, with ultimately nothing to lose. We’ve seen this same scenario before with Thomas Abinanti, also a Westchester County legislator who fell back to his “safe” county position after being similarly defeated. One more County Legislator, Mike Kaplowitz, is currently pursuing a comparable move. Harckham, has been a county legislator since 2007, and served on six county legislative committees this past term. The lowest amount of additional money paid to a committee member is $3,000. Multiply this amount by his six committees and he made at least an additional $18,000 on top of his $49,000 yearly salary for a part-time job. In these tough times, maybe he and his colleagues should forego their extra salary perks for simply doing their part-time job. 

If the electorate is truly fed up with the shenanigans of our legislators, Bob Castelli’s victory, right after Rob Astorino’s in Westchester and Scott Brown’s in Massachusetts, may be a sign of the hope and change President Obama promised during his campaign. Both candidates sold themselves as outsiders whose main goal was to reform Albany's dysfunctional operations. Interestingly, at a forum held in Chappaqua with Castelli and Harckham, both men discussed the reforms they planned to initiate if elected. Apparently, the electorate could not get past Harckham’s contradictory claims of being a reformer and in the forefront of the uncontrollable and über-bloated Spano administration.

The record setting snowstorm that just ended may delay Bob Castelli’s getting to Albany by a day or two. Hopefully, that will be the only delay in the beginning of a new era of reform in Albany. God knows we're ready!